Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Is my Dad really hip or what?!

This past few days i got to bond with my dad because its just the two of us left here in the house (for me, AS ALWAYS. tsk.) and my mom and my sister were away for the week. so is my brother, who barely comes home from work and got some other stuff to do.

Okay. Enough with the family bragging.

So yeah. Me and my dad got a chance to bond with each other. Doing our things at the kitchen, watching TV together, even sharing his darkest secret to his daughter.

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Last Friday, the end of Maging Sino Ka Man, a popular soap opera here in the Philippines, made our world stop for a while.

Well, here comes my dad, all drooling about what's gonna happen to Eli and Jackie.

And then, as i was doing my post over at Wordpress, and my dad being on the other room making this mind-your-own-business-cause-im-watching-ELi-and-Jackie thing, he suddenly shouted,

"YEEEENNNN!!! DALI!!! COME HERE!!" (which clearly says, yen! bite me. just kidding. he said he wanted for me to go to him. got it? no. haha. )

So i went, and as we watched the damn wedding everybody's gotta see, he actually blurted out this.

"I WAS ASLEEP AT MY OWN WEDDING."

damn player, you ain't sayin that to your daughter are you?!

haha. So i said, that is now the big etiology why i sleep in class.

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This afternoon, we watched Wowowee, one of the best noontime entertainment here in the Phil. Then it went, the afternoon routine of my dad getting the latest dose of laughter every time he watch Wowowee (mind you, he goes home at noon just to watch it!!)

So yeah. Wowowee made the biggetst mistake of their damn career.

They asked Spongecola to play for every single damn Filipino out there.

For the record, I HATE SPONGECOLA.

you read that right. hehe.

So back to the story, he just stood there watching and listening to every single word Yael Yuzon sang "Tuliro".

And he knew i hated Spongecola, so my dad was like, head bangin and asking me what was the name of the band..

"Is that PENSICOLA?"

"No dad, thats SPONGECOLA. The most wasted thing on Philippine Television."

And then he sang "Tuliro."

My God.

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And another?

For the record? My dad likes Urbandub's First of Summer and Sige by 6 Cycle Mind.

And i really hate almost all OPM Bands nowadays.

Except for Bamboo which in fact, my dad asked me to trace their gigs so we can go there some time.

How cool is that?

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Is Xenical good?

My friend Gladys decided to take this pill: Orlistat (Xenical). Well, it brings out the SEBO in you! damn, i said you should wear diapers!

For me, its suicide.

what do you think?

This is you 20 years from now. Gladys!

woy. R-16 to ah. hehe.